It’s the Corona Tuesday Primary Drunkblog
Looks like AZ is getting called for Biden, so it’s time to call it a night.
That said, if trends hold then Biden failed to score the same kind of blowout in IL and AZ that he got in FL. Delegate-wise, there’s a big difference between the 2.5-to-1 margin Biden got in FL to the 1.5 margins in AZ and IL.
So by delegate math, Sanders did less badly tonight than he did last week. And if he didn’t drop out last week, then why would he tonight?
Take it all the way to Milwaukee, Bernie!
And with that, I’m going to take it to bed. Glad you were here for all the thrills.
Don’t listen to the haters, Bernie.
There have been things I haven’t wanted to post, because you don’t want to tell people it probably won’t be that bad when the thing that will make it not be that bad is to act as though it’s going to be that bad.
Did you follow that?
Anyway, I’ve been buying on *all* of the dips, in expectation that recovery will come faster than we’ve been led to believe.
This is a good sign that maybe it’s OK to stop thinking the worst.
But PLEASE keep maintaining your social distance. Because, again, the thing that will keep it from getting too bad is to behave as though it’s going to be really bad.
UPDATE: Not sure why this tweet won’t display, or maybe the problem is only on my end.
No results yet from AZ. I’m told it could be another ten minutes or so.
1,990 is the magic number.
OVERHEARD: Arizona might be close.
When I’m president, on Day One I’ll sign an executive order creating a five dollar surcharge for hitting Reply All.
Anger leads to fear. Fear leads to suffering. Suffering leads to a brokered convention. Brokered convention leads to happiness.