Drunkblogging Super Tuesday the Lesser
Once again, in a state where Sanders needed blowout, he’ll do well to eke out a win.
Since I have one sick kid and another healthy one still to get to school tomorrow, I’m going to make like Bernie and bail on everyone.
Exit question: Now that Biden has the nomination process wrapped up, will he actually be the nominee?
As I said earlier, Sanders can probably keep raising enough money to stagger on all the way to Milwaukee, but it’s diminishing returns from here on out.
And the returns haven’t been great since New Hampshire, when Sanders decided to pull his punches (like he did against Clinton in ’16) rather than go for the throat when Biden was down.
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Assuming there is another debate. It’s supposed to be on Sunday night, and I’d cleared my calendar well in advance.
But what do you figure the odds are, with Bernie doing his disappearing act tonight, that there will be a debate on the 15th?
OVERHEARD: Sanders won’t appear tonight at all.
My matching Franzia gag is looking pretty spot-on right now, isn’t it?
Maybe Hillary showed up at Sanders HQ with matching boxes of Franzia.
It’s just a slaughter.
Biden is up by 14 now in Michigan, by almost 2-to-1 in Missouri, and better than 4-to-1 in Mississippi.
This one is dedicated to Bernard from his good friend Jospeh.
Oh, and I fully expect them to try and hide Biden away as best they can.
If the DNC wants to hide Biden away through November 3, maybe a whisper campaign would be even deadlier than a Full Negative Ad Assault.